Got this in an email
My Next Life By George Carlin
I want to live my next life backwards:You start out dead and get that
out of the way.Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every
day.Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.Enjoy your retirement and
collect your pension.Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your
first day.
You work 40 years until you're too young to work.You get ready for
college and high school: you drink alcohol, party, and you're generally
promiscuous.Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you
have no responsibilities.Then you become a baby, and then...You spend your last
9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions -
central heating, room service on tap, and then...You finish off as an
orgasm.
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